A LIGHT ON THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR

A light on the 13th floor
Somebody’s having a last fuck
Somebody’s getting ready to try luck
In the crowed to get squeezed & drenched
Alone is the word and multilayered clothes are the new trend
Getting dressed up and a cheek on a peck
They say it makes you successful, the heck

Footpaths are for riding
And pink sandals for dust biting
Find a patch on spit….and Street
Pig on the track…you shit

4:52 deserted first class when going up
And in downwards, a huge turn-up

We need and angel, or may be a goddess
To waive at you from the 13th terrace
Wings are broken or not grown up yet
Doesn’t matter if you are a beautiful saint

Can see it, right into it, through
When you fly up, up, up and threw
Gaze, glance or puke
Analyze that ‘coz you gotta put right bait on your hook

The light on the 13th floor goes off
Again to go on and off and on and off
The angel has flown away
To the 14th floor, to lay
She is the mother surrogate
Bitch, how do you wanna copulate?

Part 2...the sinner returns!

Part 2

planning to write about it for quite long time now...to be precise when slumdog millionaire got its nominations for Golden Globes (or GG as we affectionately call it- Danny Boyle uvaaach!)

Thats the time the Globe came to know about A.R Rahman....thats the time everybody wanted to listen to the slumdog track...and want to watch what a feerang has done to Mumbai and India...

I wanted to be a part of that yet to come mass-frenzy! Wanted to see Slumdog Millionaire...actually I came to know about SDM in a blog by Anurag Kashyap.

so...as the story unfolds we come to know that there is more to it than just rag to riches storyline-said SRK while presenting SDM at the Golden Globes (BTW he was called 'king of bollywood' there...what a moment!)

in my office ( I work for a bollywood music TV chanel) some sites (sexually explicit/adult/hobbies/time waste/criminal nature/kids time.....) are banned...and obviously Torrent sited were also banned under the act downloads....but...

here the story actually starts...

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TIME A: few days ahead in the future- a library attendent in our office was asking me, “do u have 'chillamda milleni'?” my initial reaction was blank...


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TIME B: few days back in the future!

one of my friend told me gave me sermon about using proxy server!
And whoa! A new age has started in my life....DOWNLOADS.....TORRENTS....


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NOW

so one night I was working late....hardly anybody was using their computer...coz very few people were working at that hour
so the speed of internet was become quite fast...and I downloaded the torrent for SDM...and put it on download...
next day I told proudely about my kartood to my colleague (she always used to ask me to download some weird mushy movies for her) and she was like WOW, why ddnt she think of it before...she asked for the movie and I gave it...!

dude I had made three mistakes of my life...in a span of just a few hours....i downloaded the movi..saw it and distributed the pirated copy!
Well my colleague was advance to me about bragging about her movie collection and soon everybody was craving for the slumdog...

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12 th Jan '09
A.R. Rahman was climbing up the stage to receive the Golden Globe for 'all the brilliant indians'



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TIME A (again):
I was blank..'chillamda....chillam...weed....bengali weed...chilumda... “whats that?”, I asked...he said, “the film everybody is watching...you have it right? Somebody has deleted all its copies from the LAN” (wasn't me, but I thanked that ITwalah...who has by the way blocke all the sites) I saw a mail in my inbox warning us all not to save any movies on the LAN!

“yeah I have it...it originated from me...heck!”...he just understood the part 'I have it' and ran to get a blank DVD...


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NOW

what went wrong? Before the Golden Globe literally everybody in my office and the office adjacent to us has seen the SDM....so the support for A.R. Rahman was bigger than it could have been had I chose not to download the movie...or had kept it to myself... but really everybody was rooting for Rehman...and everybody was happy...we are watching the Golden Globes footage that has came to our library again and again...

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TIME C: few days back on the timeline...after TIME B...just before TIME A

a promo for 'Slumdog Crorepati' arrived in our library- the hindi version of SDM...again it tortured me....what I have done...it is actually releasin in India...when I downloaded it, then I ddnt see any chance, movement of SDM releasing here...so I downloaded it.
The rest of my day went in misery


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NOW

where exactly piracy is wrong? Where exactly is the thin line between the regular outine and THE SIN?
Few people from my office are now going to watch SDM (hindi me) in theatres...many people came to know about SDM because of it, otherwise they would have ignored like some...some Mira Nair film!

I mean I want to make movis someday...big movies..
what if I have released my movie....and returning to my home town after the premier and see my movie on my journey back, in the video coach bus! I mean. Would I be elated that the movie is reaching to the wider audience...or will I be upset, coz my producer will not get enough returns and thus blurs my chance of a next movie? I dont know...as an ameture film maker...i want my film to reach to the wider audience...



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THANK YOU

Slumdog million sinner

PART 1(!)

at last(?)
we indian came on the Globes...the golden globes...short, brown, confident, modest A.R. Rehman walked up the stage to accept the Golden Globe for his music score in Danny Boyle's 'Slumdog Millionaire'...the music was indeed (offcourse) very good. (at the same time he is giving us 'Yuvvraaj' and 'Ghajini' :P)

THEN WHAT, WHERE IS THE SIN? WHO'S THE SINNER?
Well the sin is been performed by me...i'm the sinner...
...contd.